Clifton Webb often played prim, proper, and sometimes even pompous characters. With strict manners and a straight-laced persona, he certainly knew how to look down his nose at anyone... So would Clifton Webb like you? Take the quiz and find out!

1. Art is meant for...
   • a museum.
   • the book in the bathroom.
   • my personal collection.
2. The fork goes...
   • to the left of the plate.
   • to the right of the plate.
   • in my mouth.
3. You help others...
   • so they help you.
   • to be kind because you're super kind.
   • because they need to be as perfect as you are (which won't ever happen).
4. You're invited to a party. You...
   • forget to RSVP. Oops.
   • plan your own party as a return for their kindness ASAP.
   • decide if you want to go once you know who's going.
5. You prefer to listen to...
   • Bach, Bach, and more Bach.
   • Something you can dance to.
   • Who has time for music?
6. Children are...
   • a precious gift.
   • meant to be quiet until they become adults.
   • crazy these days.
7. When dining...
   • A man always orders a woman's food.
   • A man should speak loudly and clearly for all to hear.
   • Smoking is prohibited.
8. Choose an insult.
   • You big banana head.
   • You uncouth heathen.
   • You childish imp!
9. Choose your instrument.
   • A pen.
   • A quill.
   • A gun.
10. A mustache is for...
    • Any season.
    • A manly man.
    • shaving off.